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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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shinykari:

Basically the movie.

shinykari:

Basically the movie.

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timeywimey-fallen-angel:

Today, I drew my shiny Shuckle for the first time.
also on dA

timeywimey-fallen-angel:

Today, I drew my shiny Shuckle for the first time.

also on dA

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edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

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idontevenhaveone:

mcsars:

spinesaw:

fallbeil:

 

long hamster

hey it’s the original g15 keyboard, I’ve had one of those for like 7-8 years now

If I stop reblogging tiny least weasel, assume I’m dead

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the-goddamazon:

I want to tape this to so many people’s foreheads.

the-goddamazon:

I want to tape this to so many people’s foreheads.

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REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A TRANS PERSON.

artificialvampfright:

thunderstoned:

ship-game-so-strong:

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

im already friends with lots of trans people, as i am one myself. hell yea

Disqualifying potential friends on the grounds of trans status would be both stupid and hypocritical of me.

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wwfandomw:

The Princess Bride: 5 Inconceivable Sundaes

1: The Six Fingered Man 

  • First Street Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
  • Real Maple Syrup
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Six-fingered Pepper Bacon Hand

2: The Crazy Sicilian

  • First Street Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Drizzle of Italian Citrus Olive Oil
  • Biscotti Crumbles
  • Iocane Powder (Sea Salt)
  • Served in a Silver Goblet

3: The Man in Black

  • First Street Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Semisweet Chocolate Chips
  • Chocolate Sauce
  • Black Jelly Beans

4: The Princess Butter-Cup

  • First Street Butter Pecan Ice Cream
  • Pretzel Crumbles
  • Peanut Butter Chips
  • Caramel Sauce
  • Salty Tears (A sprinkling of sea salt)
  • Serve in a a porcelain cup
  • with a Jeweled Crown

5:  The Fire Swamp

  • First Street Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Chocolate Sauce
  • Hot Tamale Candies (Flame Spurts)
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Graham Cracker Crumbs (Lightening Sand)
  • Optional:  Large Gummi Rat

6: The Heath Cliffs of Insanity

  • First Street Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Mocha Fudge Topping
  • Crumbled Heath Bars

7: The Holocaust Cloak

  • 3 Scoops First Street Chocolate Ice Cream,
  • stacked and frozen on top of one another
  • and covered in Magic Shell;
  • Surrounded by Bacardi 151 soaked honey peanuts
  • in a wooden cart and lit aflame.
  • Highly flammable — dangerous — and not at all recommended

(Source: rookno17.com, via chubbytummylove)